Friday, April 29, 2011

I Used To Wear Girdle Under My Skirt

TRUTH 2: THE MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE, Jimmy Wang Yu

rummaging through drawers I walked a drinking with friend Txetxu Usero when I stumbled upon a title you're looking for some time because I escaped alive when he left DVD Release: The one-armed fighter 2: the master of the flying guillotine. It is the second installment of the adventures of one-armed fighter played by Jimmy Wang Yu. As in the first, he directs and stars, and as in the first there is a whole cake festival varied tastes and styles, and is a clear history of tournament anime with Dragon Ball type, and include step in the fighting certainly some colorful characters and exotic, such as attention, make drum roll to read as follows: Elqueganasincuchillo! Palo Lance Long and Three Sections! (Ignoring knights porn jokes), the courageous Li Seng! The Boxer Monkey! The one-armed fighter-fisted snake! (Note, not to be confused with the main character) ... and of course, the monk who runs the Flying Guillotine, which is something like an automatic harvester severed heads, very practical and functional, which could well be presented in those sales programs of madruagada on TV: "Tonight we present the Flying Guillotine. A lawn mower premium necks with knives made from the finest materials, easy to use, easy to store and a wide range of benefits. Multipurpose folding the Flying Guillotine is a must in your home. Buy it and gave him a penis enlarger, a toaster, a session Tarot and a complete set of knives for cutting all kinds of meat! Also, if you order now, the Flying Guillotine is at home in just 24 hours with all these products and a gift voucher of 100 euros. Do not delay! Do not let a day pass over his life without a Flying Guillotine! "

There should be a dissolve to the blind teacher who runs the Flying Guillotine saying his best sentence in the entire film:" I do not matter who it is, I will kill everything you find armed man. "

Disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the other great line from the movie, spoken by the preacher in charge of commenting on the different duels in the tournament: "He lost his sight, and that has left him without defense."

May has screwed us with flowers.

And do not forget the Indian fighter, a guy capable of extending his arms to give their opponents collejas distance and without the physical play.

unpayable.

A movie gem dungeon you can not miss the collection of a collector of film frikadas . I can not explain in words the feeling of satisfaction and fulfillment that I experienced after watching the villain decapitating a chicken and watching Jimmy Wang Yu to explain to their students the art of flying!

That's when I said, male fish have a real gem for chungas movie collection!

I'll be honest, I think the first delivery of one-armed wrestler is better, but I laughed it much more and I think more fun. is more ornate geeks and even a blatant copy of approaches plot of the Dragon , with the theme of the tournament, duels and such, makes me almost to tears at times.

Eye to the accompaniment of music and sound absolutely wonderful!

As Wang Yu said: This is what I wanted to show today! Remember this: with patience and perseverance can also get it.





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